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Joke of the Day

"I have body of a 25 year old supermodel But it takes too much space in my freezer"

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs!"

"What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son? Stay on the junk, and you'll go far."

"How To Avoid Dating You're too young for me. I'm too young for you. I don't date men my age. Okay, but after I finish my antibiotics."

"How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing? They look in the obituary"

"What did the blind man say to the blind man? Long time no see."

"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."

"Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. ""You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."" ""The fire and theft and burglary I can understand,"" said the other,"

"why did the chicken cross the road because it was stuck to the farmers knob."

"50 blondes Q:What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear? A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe"