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Joke of the Day

"Watching my dad try to scroll through pictures on my phone is like watching someone trying to pet a bubble."

"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality."

"I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, ""We legally had to do this."""

"how many African Americans ""by way of slave ships"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink cadilac"

"Boyfriend and Boy friend..... See that little space between the second one? Thats called the friend zone!"

"I don't see any former child prodigies/spelling bee champions solving any of the world's problems. Thanks for nothing, you little burn-outs."

"Sometimes I feel like a semi-colon I don't know where I belong ;"

"Why are poodles suspicious of strangers? Because they're afraid of running into a poodaphile."

"I like my coffee like I make my women. Hot, and bitter."

"I watched 'The Gods Must Be Crazy' for the first time. I don't want to talk about it."