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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B"
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"2 blondes fell into a hole The first one said ""*Its dark in here,isn't it?*"" The second one said""*I don't know,I cant see.*"""
"PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney. They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs."
"He goes out for a run, and doesn't even stop to sniff any crotches. Humans are weird. ~Dogs."
"The spider in my shower was probably relieved to get washed down the drain after the view of me he got from that angle."
"I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian"
"Some kid on xbox live told me he had *** with my mom I told him my mother has AIDS."
"I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my c*ck and said, ""Yours or mine?"" I said, ""That's mine."""
"Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I rode a bike doped up, I ran into a parked zebra."
"Rise and shine all the beautiful women of the world. Ugly women, go back to sleep, your time is coming, at night."