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Joke of the Day

"2 blondes fell into a hole The first one said ""*Its dark in here,isn't it?*"" The second one said""*I don't know,I cant see.*"""

"What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song? Night moooves. Sorry..."

"Matthew McConaughey is for Matthew McConaughorses"

"A man walk into a doctors room with a frog hanging out of his ear. ""What on Earth happened?"" The doctor said, surprised. ""I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse."" the frog said."

"What do you call breakfast? Breaking fast yooo!"

"A pig with wings walks into a bar. Stunned, the bartender says ""You can't bring food in here from another restaurant! Even if you are a cop!"""

"Great wine is like great jazz... It confuses me and I'm pretty sure it's all the same. EDIT: Front page? Hot damn! Now what do I do with my life?"

"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her."

"I once had a math test in an elevator... I was wrong on so many levels."

"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"