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Joke of the Day

"2 blondes fell into a hole The first one said ""*Its dark in here,isn't it?*"" The second one said""*I don't know,I cant see.*"""

"Life is a garden... Sometimes you have to put a hand on a hoe."

"""Man, I did so much shit today"" *throws away diaper"

"""IT'S A BOY!"" I shouted. ""A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!"" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel..."

"Knock Knock - Who's there? Tyfe ... Tyfe Who? Yes, thanks. Milk and two sugars please."

"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible But it's also terrible"

"I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree... He said ""Sodium Bromate."""

"Germans cant cook sausages. They're just the wurst. (ill shot myself out.)"

"Neighbour: if your son doesn't stop playing drums right now I'll lose my mind!! Me: too late...he's stopped half an hour ago"

"Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?"