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Joke of the Day
"I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian"
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"A guy in a plane stood up & shouted ""HIJACK!"" All passengers got scared . . . Then from the other end of the plane a guy shouted back, . . . ""Hi JOHN"""
"I never learnt the meaning of the word truancy... ...I wasn't at school that day."
"Somebody messed up my small weighing scale. I was like 0MG!"
"A Serial Killer Known For Ripping Out Tounges Entered The Buzzfeed Office And What He Did Next Left Us Speechless"
"Take your husband's last name. Take his first name. Take his social. Assume his identity. Hide the body in a closet. You're the husband now."
"*waits until a bird falls asleep, quietly creeps beside it's nest* HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO ARE YOU AWAKE!?!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS!?!"
"Don't make a scientist mad. They will research you."
"What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas? *Cancer!*"
"Last week, I went to my doctor and told him I was constipated. He told me I was full of shit."