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Joke of the Day

"My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love"

"What do you call Chinese jewelry? Bling blong"

"I was craving a soda this morning in school, but I couldn't afford one.. I was soda pressed"

"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, ""Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."" She said, ""Why did you say that twice?"" I said, ""I didn't."""

"wooden leg named smith My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""

"a 3-way standoff between a duck with a laser pointer, a cat with a vacuum cleaner, and a dog with a loaf of bread"

"Before he was a footballer, Messi used to be a stand-up comedian He had to quit because his jokes kept flying over the audience's heads."

"I applied for a government job today and accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favor."

"Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction."

"yes off course i'm an American My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American"