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Joke of the Day
"My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love"
Next Joke
"Him: (on phone) Why are you single? Me: (watching a movie about a killer tire) I don't know."
"What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house? Mortgage Freeman"
"Like something you'd find on laffy taffy On a scale of 1-10 how high was Carl? 420"
"There should be a prenatal test to tell if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."
"after my son won his soccer game, his teammate invited us over to celebrate. it was father, son, and the goalie host"
"I told my Grandpa an Alzheimer's joke. It was so funny he forgot to laugh."
"So Russia has been running out of resources lately... I guess you can call them the Red Scarce."
"On Fridays, I always dress for what the weather is going to be at 3am when I drunkenly lock myself out of my apartment."
"My inappropriate uncle told me this one when I was 11: Where do cousins come from? ant holes"