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Joke of the Day

"Studies show that 92% of people masturbate. Do you know what the other 8% does instead? Yeah... me neither."

"If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys."

"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""

"Request: push more paper than a ... I need a joke some what related to this. Any help would be much appreciated"

"*logs on* jesus christ *logs off*"

"Did you hear about the knife-wielding madman who attacked a circus camp the other day? He went straight for the juggler."

"I wanted to get a brain transplant... But I changed my mind."

"What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds? The coming of the lord"

"What do you call it when a son of Royalty fucks his sister? Prin-cest"

"What are those small bumps around women's nipples? It's Braille for ""Suck Here"""