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Joke of the Day

"Pro Tip: don't believe everything on Twitter. Y'all said throw her up against the wall to keep her happy. Karen from accounting. Not Happy."

"What do you call an internet cafe in Russia? A cyberian cafe."

"Why did my friend throw my computer out the window? So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side."

"If you don't cuss when you drive you aren't paying enough attention to the road."

"What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve? Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!"

"This is where I draw the line! ________________________________________________________"

"What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet? I pity the full!"

"With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!"

"A guy once told me that his favorite pastime was calculating averages. I asked him, ""What do you mean?"""

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough"