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Joke of the Day

"The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang. It just says I can't get within 50ft of you. You wanna play catch or Frisbee or something?"

"Charlie Chaplin called I couldn't hear him though."

"There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia 3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!"

"Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"

"What did the police say to the guy hiding in the bathroom? Come out with your pants up!"

"Of course, Tony the Tiger isn't his real name. It's Lord Antoine le Tigris of Kellogg."

"What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs"

"What did the reddit user say to the CEO of reddit Ellen Pao [This Post was Removed]"

"Damn, that girls so basic... (Biology) Damn, that girls so basic she got a ph of 14!"

"What do you call a drum that causes problems? A conundrum"