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Joke of the Day
"She was only an undertaker's daughter ... ... but she knew how to handle a stiff"
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"I guess knocking on random dressing room doors in a department store and asking ""hey, can I see how you look?"" is frowned upon."
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"What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes? Dix."
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"What do you call a low income part of a town or city that is comprised mostly of pasta? The ""Speghetto""."
"Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!"