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Joke of the Day

"If you watch Sleeping Beauty backwards it's about a prince who was so charming he kissed his girlfriend and she fainted for 17 years"

"You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some midol."

"I'm bored I think I'll go to the mall, find a really good parking spot and sit there with my reverse lights on."

"Your Mom is so fat... That when she sat on a Iphone it turned into a Ipad."

"Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth."

"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."

"Is anyone else disappointed about the new CEO of reddit? Such a re-post."

"Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies? They've got a lot of thyme on their hands"

"""Settle down. You can play Whac-a-Mole when the man with the neck tattoo uses up his tokens."" Chuck E Cheese is such a special place."

"Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler are moving to France to start a family... They want a house full of French Krollers."