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Joke of the Day

"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs I'll be in my lab."

"[A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much? ""Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."""

"If lovin' you is ROM... ...I don't wanna' read-write."

"I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I put it in a mug and tried to down it. I soon gave up though - it was an act of *Fusilli Tea*."

"People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'... The song never bothered me anyway."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry until you've thought up a good excuse."

"if you're in Mecca itself you have to pray while spinning around in circles like a compass at the North Pole"

"Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, ""feminine scent"" and ""feminine odor"" are perceived differently. You're welcome."

"Congratulations, outspoken atheists! You've made not having a religion into your religion!"

"longest word in the English language - Funny but logical What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""