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Joke of the Day
"Wonders why women spend so much on sunglasses? Wouldn't it be cheaper to tint the kitchen windows?"
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"Has anyone seen what's up with that Subway Jared guy lately?! He got fat again!"
"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"
"What's the difference between my wife and my paycheck? My paycheck comes once a week."
"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"
"Blind people should not skydive. It scares the crap out of their dogs."
"Question AND Answar Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"I get my wife the same thing every year for Christmas, a dildo and a pair of slippers If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself"
"Saw this one in my maths class Student: Sir I'm cold! Teacher: Go and stand in the corner then. Student: Why would I do that? Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there."
"What do you call a black hipster? blipster"