18338

Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine? A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS"

"Embracing mistakes.... I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me."

"People say I am condescending. THAT MEANS I TALK DOWN TO PEOPLE."

"An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!"

"Gay pickup line Shit gurl, are you a chiropractor? Cause you straighten me out."

"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"

"What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy? A silly-yak."

"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"

"Why is Jesus gay? Ahhh men"

"I think my wife was sleeping with my boss so I changed jobs to prevent that from happening... One of the perks of being self-employed."