12227
Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy? A silly-yak."
Next Joke
"Robin Williams dead. Police suspect arson, but I Doubtfire."
"Somebody stole my mood ring... ...I don't know how I feel about that."
"What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars."
"My wife's cock crazy... Two licks then she goes nuts."
"So according to this BMI chart... I am too short."
"*hears someone breaking in* *grabs gun and walks down hallway* *cord drags* *realizes I grabbed Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt* *gets shot*"
"Congratulations r/jokes on being the most eco-friendly subreddit! 95% of your material is recycled! (Love you guys <3 )"
"Why did the feminist get fired from Panera? Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich."
"My fake plant died Because I didn't pretend to water it."