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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Ox with a gluten allergy? A silly-yak."
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"If you don't have company or a package coming, don't answer the doorbell. You're nobody's bitch."
"[Interview] HR - What are your strengths and weaknesses ? Me - WiFi Password and WiFi Signal."
"Since you've discovered the Internet you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?"
"Why does the little mermaid where sea shells? 'Cause the B-shells were too small."
"What do you call a Vagina's Poem? A Solliloqueef"
"The melons Why did the melons get married in a church? Because they cant-elope."
"A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay"
"Quadruplets: Four crying out loud."
"What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use? A Li-ion battery."