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Joke of the Day

"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? ....give her a shovel"

"If you jingle my bells, I will promise you a white Christmas."

"*ding-dong* - ""Hello, my name is Tony, I'm here to bang your daughter."" - ""TO WHAT?!"" - - ""TONY!"""

"Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."

"Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal? He wasn't cut out for this."

"My girlfriend's dad asked me how hard it is being a philosopher. It's quite easy to love your daughter."

"A black man enters a bar... with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender, all surprised and shocked, said; - That's cool! Where did you get that? - In Africa, replied the parrot."

"A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting"