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Joke of the Day
"Gay pickup line Shit gurl, are you a chiropractor? Cause you straighten me out."
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"I'm not here to make FRIENDS - David Schwimmer on his day off (it is 1996 in this tweet)"
"""If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Sven."" -Kristoff"
"Looking for rich sugardaddy to support me so I can support my boyfriend so he can tweet more. *thoughtful romantic tweet*"
"If you ever feel like you are worthless, just remember... You were once the fastest sperm."
"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."
"Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about"
"Whenever a fast food employee reads my order back to me I always say, ""did you just call me fat?"" They love that."
"How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face."
"What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !"