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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a job impersonating a German composer. Bach in the day!. (I take no credit for this - as I read it in a magazine)"

"A man walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender looks up and shouts at him, ""Hey, where the fuck are you going with my bar stool?!"""

"What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel? Where is my essay?"

"What kind of bear likes the rain? A drizzley bear."

"If you are what you eat I'm a small family of ladybugs :)"

"They say children are a gift from god. I'm totally wide-open to regifting."

"I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day I dialed 921."

"The best thing about UDP jokes ...is that I don't care if you get them or not"

"What is Hitler's favorite reality show? The Amazing Race"

"What did the man say when he stopped piggybacking his fat friend? ""Man, it feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders!"""