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Joke of the Day

"The best thing about UDP jokes ...is that I don't care if you get them or not"

"Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving? The Redskins"

"Husband comes home with a duck under his arm. ""Look. This is the pig I've been fucking."" The wife says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" The husband says, ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"When they buried the man who invented Tetris... The whole cemetery disappeared. -Gary Delaney"

"COP: ""Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""It was way easier than solving a murder?"""

"Do you know who wants some good D? no, who? Football fans."

"If Slash made a joke... Does he tip his hat or drop his guitar?"

"Why is it a ""12-pack"" and not a ""jury of your beers""?"

"If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents"

"Remake of Last tango in Paris butter scene What would the actress played by Maria Schneider say to Marlon Brando in the new version of famous butter scene: I can't believe it's not BUTTer !"