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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender looks up and shouts at him, ""Hey, where the fuck are you going with my bar stool?!"""

"How does a young man make an old woman feel young again? Elixir"

"maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america"

"Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise but it's hard to get them to work."

"Iron man is actually Fe male. don't dislike it if you don't get it"

"I came across something really weird last night... I think she was half-goat or something?"

"Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House"

"Sorry, I'm way too tired to do anything tonight. I just need to take a shower, get to bed early, then look at stuff on my phone until 4 AM."

"Why do hurricanes have women name? Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have."

"Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office? Because the devil takes many forms."