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Joke of the Day
"""Are you already hot as shit? Then you'll look hot as shit in our glasses"" - Every glasses ad"
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"Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?"
"Why is death rate among 20-25 year-old Chinese people rapidly increasing? It's just youth in asia."
"when I played the Sims if a sim got hungry/tired I'd just delete them and replace them with a copy who was content so maybe no kids for me"
"Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge the better you feel."
"A doctor, an Englishman, a lawyer, an Irishman, a priest, a Scotsman, a cop, a midget, a fireman and a blonde walk into a bar.... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted ."
"How can you tell your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."
"Hate it when i accidentally drink a small amount of a carbonated beverage and my body is unable to release the gas and i pop like a seagull."
"Resumes are the most popular form of historical fiction."