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Joke of the Day
"Why is death rate among 20-25 year-old Chinese people rapidly increasing? It's just youth in asia."
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"one time I stuck my hand in a jar of jelly beans and when I took it out all the black one stole my rings and watch"
"Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam."
"Instead of the standard 140, people should only be allowed as many characters as they have IQ points."
"Would you blow him?"
"Why do black people hate wine? Because it's a waste of perfectly good grape juice. (Also, anyone care to explain me where the ""Black people like grape juice"" came from?)"
"A touchy-CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked, ""What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"" The Marine shrugged and replied, ""Recoil."""
"Me: Hey, I'm going to say a knock knock joke, but you have to start me off! Them: Okay.. knock knock Me: Who's there? Them: *confused silence*"
"Police: ""How high are you?"" Me: ""No officer. It's Hi, how are you?"""
"Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?"