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Joke of the Day

"Swallowed two pieces of string this morning. A little while ago they came out tied together... I shit you knot!"

"Jew joke Why are Jewish men circumcised? Their women won't touch anything that's not 20% off"

"What defies the law of gravity? Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."

"What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims? Allahuh Snackbar"

"What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle? I got my ion you."

"Today I saw two blind people fighting I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" They both ran away."

"You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout ""police emergency"" and run away"

"Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo"

"What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants? a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO"

"""My wife is such a racist... she won't let me date black girls."" -Andy Breckman"