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Joke of the Day

"Map Makers Are Perverts Give those guys an inch, and they'll make it a mile"

"""That damn Lassie said Timmy fell down a ruffruffruff"" ""Relax, honey. I'm sure she means well"""

"My mom took my phone when I wasn't paying attention She said ""honey have you been watching porn?"" ""N-no mom why would you say that?"" I asked petrified. ""Because your search history is blank""."

"Why did no one like the cannibal that started eating his own body? He was too full of himself."

"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch"

"What do you get if you cross a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"THE TASTE OF A NEW GENERATION What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? They both have plastic juggs."

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"There were 2 goldfish in a tank One said to the other, ""you man the guns, I drive."""

"How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. I'll^hear^myself^out... EDIT: Formatting"