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Joke of the Day
"Map Makers Are Perverts Give those guys an inch, and they'll make it a mile"
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"Theirye're, problem solved."
"Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win? :D)"
"A Werewolf: A Very astute wolf"
"When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now."
"Siri, make me pancakes. You have a Blackberry, Linda. Go home, Linda, you're drunk."
"Chop, chop! - Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal."
"It's not that I don't know how to juggle... I just don't have the balls to do it!"
"Marijuana is the answer! (I don't remember the question)"
"Life was simpler when photo albums were books containing pleasant family snaps and not digital online librarys of me puking in a shoe."