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Joke of the Day

"Dodgeball in gym class... because life wasn't already hard enough when I was 12."

"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"

"A 3-year old boy A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied."

"Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist? It was to cucumbersome."

"Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display."

"I refuse to text and drive... I always end up spilling my beer."

"Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport."

"What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !"

"I haven't watched porn since last year The past 6 hours has been tough"

"What do you usually find with four Catholics? A fifth."