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Joke of the Day

"Ugly is such an ugly word. If you must describe me I'd prefer if you used the term ""handsomely-challenged"""

"How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark."

"""It's not you, it's me."" -Twins looking at some family photos"

"Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia? He fiddled up a little kid."

"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."

"A new study of dolphins was recently performed... The study showed that within a few weeks in captivity, they were able to teach humans to stand at the edge of their pool and throw fish at them."

"[OC] [NSFW] I've practised for years... I've practised for years and years, and I can now finally ejaculate across the room. It's amazing how far I can come."

"I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really creped up on me!"

"I feel sorry for all of the atheists named Christian."

"How many people does it take to post a joke on /r/jokes One"