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Joke of the Day

"""It's not you, it's me."" -Twins looking at some family photos"

"""I nailed that wood so hard I came..."" - Carpenter who really enjoys his job"

"Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by ""Spider On My Shirt"". Up next we have ""Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"""

"Q: Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? A: Because he only made a good buccaneer."

"Why do so few people become botanists? Because of the stigma."

"This watch means a lot to me, I got it from my Jewish Grandfather He sold it to me on his deathbed."

"I enjoy reenacting the Crucifixion during sex. People call me sacrilegious. I tell them I'm only religious in the sack."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary and those that don't."

"What's in the middle of girls' legs? Their knee."

"I saw a sign at a drug rehab center It said ""Keep off the grass"""