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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really creped up on me!"

"Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids? Because they must be able to ""dust for Prince"" I'll see myself out now"

"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."

"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns no, no, no into Mm, Mm, Mmmm"

"Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working."

"Q: How many letters 'T' are in Indiana Jones? A: 17. Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-ta-taa Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-taa-taa-taaa!"

"Just got back from Germany... and let me tell ya, their meat is the Wurst."

"I remember my first sexual encounter. It was really a frightening experience. I was all by myself!"

"furniture disease i just got home from the doctor's and i have really bad news. turns out i have the furniture disease. its where your chest hangs down past your drawers"

"Why don't people hang out with the mushroom? He isn't a fungi."