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Joke of the Day

"Would you like to hear an original joke about Anal Beads...? Well, if you're lucky, later on in the night I might try to slip one in..."

"What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common? They both made habits fashionable."

"Why do Pokemon have eyes? So they can pikachu"

"A Jewish boy asks his father for 20 dollars... ""10 dollars!? Why do you need 5 dollars?!"""

"DUMPED BY HIS GIRLFRIEND Q: Why was the 6'6"" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9"" girlfriend dumped him? A: He was nuts over her."

"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible."

"A man was at a HIV volunteer center... ...to give a motivational talk to the patients He told them they need to stay positive. Not surprise he got kicked out shortly after"

"Five Construction Workers Walk Into a Bar They should have been looking where they were going"

"At bedtime I read my daughter a few of my favorite RTs, tuck her in & whisper, ""This is why we don't talk to strangers on the internet."""

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 10 years"