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Joke of the Day

"Nerdiest joke I know. I'd tell you a joke about UDP packets, but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"What's three feet long and keeps a twat warm? Donald Trump's scarf."

"Last name: Ever. First name: Greatest. Middle name: Hashbrowns."

"A little poetry never killed anybody. But haiku keeps trying."

"What s the difference between an ostridge ? it can neither fly"

"How do you find the click bait audience?"

"I made a new drink out of isopropyl, lead paint, and cat urine. I call it a ""You Tube Comment""."

"What do you call backup milk? *Secondairy*"

"Summer and winter had been growing apart as friends... when summer called up winter she ask him why he was so cold."

"LPT: Reproduce"