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Joke of the Day

"How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb."

"How does a Greek find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!"

"what do bad sex and the heimlich maneuver have in common? Both start out with lots of excitement, but then everyone is just relieved when its over"

"Green men make me cross."

"What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts? An iPad."

"Did you hear about that psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? They're a small medium at large"

"All my passwords are protected by amnesia."

"Why isn't there a Price is Right porn yet? Nobody's willing to cum on down"

"One you haven't heard- What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window? Curt 'n Rod"

"My friends made fun of me for buying this flamethrower, but at least I don't have to shovel snow this weekend."