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Joke of the Day
"Green men make me cross."
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"Happy 'Ask a goat what month it is month'. Today is the special day when jokes get mystic powers of expression for certain class of words."
"What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is sick bird."
"Was watching tv with your wife Stupid bitch, took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
"I see you have some graph paper. You must be plotting something."
"""Your password is weak"" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you"
"What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner? The No-Bell prize."
"Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: One of its legs is both the same."
"What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."
"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy? One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater."