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Joke of the Day
"I love the smell of relapse in the morning"
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"So I'm going down on this homeless woman. And then she wakes up!"
"A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section? There's not enough womb!"
"What did the bird say in gratitude? ""Thank"", then it cooed."
"What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"""I'll take movies for $500 Alex"" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter ""You gotta be kidding me"""
"Do you like any sports? No, but i like ~~the iphone~~ 10s"
"This guy called me ""mindless"". I didn't think much of it."
"Why do they call chicken wings, chicken wings? Cuz they go flyin' out of your butt after you eat them!"
"Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)"