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Joke of the Day
"What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller? He was soda pressed."
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"My gay friend got fired from the sperm bank. They caught him drinking on the job."
"I'm sponsoring this new group that teaches underprivileged children about basic math terms Upvote for divisibility"
"Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love."
"what travels around the world but stays in one corner? postage stamp"
"Goodbye things in my apartment. Have fun coming to life and talking to each other. I'll be back around 6 pm."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."
"I like my women like I like my hamburgers With enriched white buns..."
"I'm at my sexiest when I find the grown out patch of hair on the outside of my ankle I missed with the razor the last 17 times I shaved."
"Yo momma so short and poor... ...that she gotta reach up to touch rock bottom."