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Joke of the Day

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people."

"What did one redneck say to the other? If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich."

"Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose"

"My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari"

"What did the Turkish guy say to his babe when she invited him to eat? Ke-bab"

"What has 2 eyes, 2 belly buttons and 2 legs? 2 pirates."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys"

"[couples therapy] HER: He's always talking down to me ME: *heavy sigh* It's called being condescending but I doubt you knew that, Karen"

"What do you call a promiscuous hippy? Whore-ganic"

"Really whenever I get up is ""too early."""