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Joke of the Day
"What's white on bottom and black on top? Rape."
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"A driver had to slam on their brakes to avoid hitting a midget... ...I guess you can say they made a short stop."
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"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Your skin looks great do you use concealer? I dab."
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"I'm already an idiot, I just need a village"
"[Ariel climbs Rapunzel's hair with a dinglehopper between her teeth] ""There can only be one socially awkward Princess,"" she vows savagely."
"After winning the World Series, the city of Chicago is rioting So nothing seems to have changed."
"How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!"