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Joke of the Day
"My stomach just made a really weird noise. I'm sending a pizza down to check it out."
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"I hate people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. WALKING IS FREE."
"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies."
"After seeing my dog scoot her butt across my rug, I've decided I need to up my break dancing game."
"A deaf guy walks into a bar... A deaf guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" Deaf guy says, ""I'll have a beer."""
"There's way too much blood in my alcohol system today"
"I've just made a perfume from holy water... Eau my God"
"I peeled off the sticker that said ""Don't consume alcohol while on medication."" I don't need that kind of negativity in my life."
"Trump's what you'd get if you poured a pot of glue, some glitter & a dog turd into your Build Your Own Hitler Kit and gave it a good shake."
"A baby seal walks into a club.."