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Joke of the Day

"I was in bed with my boyfriend Ernie last night, and he said to me ""Soph, you got no tits and a tight box."" I said to him ""Ernie get off my back."" h/t: Bette Midler"

"What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...He flounder"

"Chatting of Computers What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"

"Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte!"

"I told a joke to my Jewish friends about kosher food, but they didn't like it at all... they said it was too ham-fisted."

"So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"""

"You know you need to lose weight........... when your girlfriend wants to suck your tits."

"It's okay if you didn't notice that I switched my beard trimmer's setting from 6 to 5. The difference is stubble."

"What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime."

"A cattle truck passed me on the highway He was haulin' ass"