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Joke of the Day

"My sister had a threesome with two huge pornstars. Now she's not sure if she had a good time or not. Truth is, she's a little torn."

"What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun? A shooting star"

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really do taste like chicken!"

"What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle? A Bouncer"

"Plum Hair Jokes THESE JOKES ARE BASED ON GIRLS WITH PLUM HAIR IF YOU DONT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT PLUM HAIR YOU DYE YOUR HAIR TO GET PLUM SO.... ENJOY"

"If you rearrange the letters of Fat Tuesday it becomes Fatty as Due. I don't know what that means but as you can tell I'm really bored."

"who wore it better: Russell Brand or Steven Tyler's microphone stand"

"Maybe cologne should come with a two sprays a day lock on it."

"Teach a man to phish and he'll pretend he's a Nigerian businessman."

"Why do parents love BB-8 so much? He is a great role model."