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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle? A Bouncer"
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"X/y If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner were to go missing, would they put his/her picture on a half n half carton?"
"If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe."
"What do I want to do to your body? I don't know. Identify it, I guess."
"You know yer addicted to twitter when you count letters in the surgeon general's warning on the vodka bottle & think ""Yeah, that would fit."""
"Q: What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile? A: A carpet."
"Canada is so sexist! Why isn't there a Womanitoba"
"If you're wearing sunglasses & it's not at all sunny out, you can't get offended when I grab your arm to guide you safely across the street."
"I once snuck my cat into a grocery store just to show him what a lazy hunter I am."
"Label every torrent you upload with your e-mail address and other contact information so peers can thank you"