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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pants does Mario wear to work? Denim denim denim ;p"
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"The Pillsbury Doughboy just passed away. His funeral service will take place at 3:50 and it will take 15-18 minutes."
"What do you call an asthmatic bird? A puffin."
"Bacon eggs and toast walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""sorry we don't serve breakfast here"""
"You heard about the new Jewish designed car? It stops on a dime... & picks it up."
"Brain: Walk up to her and offer her a drink. Me: I WANT TO DRINK YOU LIKE A SIPPY CUP. Brain: Can you actually hear me?"
"Cashier: Cute kid, how old? Mom: Thank you, 28 months & 4days. What's my total? Cashier: Your total is 756 quarters & 8 dimes. #cashierlife"
"wife: how is it outside? me: windy. almost blew one kids hat off and some guy's trying to figure out how to get his smart car out of a tree"
"Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers? metro gnomes"
"""My god...we're monsters,"" I murmured to a local monster, who nodded sympathetically"