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Joke of the Day
"The real power of a man... Is the size of the smile on his woman's face sitting next to him."
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"""Why does the Mexican Olympic Team suck?"" ""Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already here, raping and killing Americans"" -Donald Trump"
"It was Beethoven's 245th birthday yesterday. Of course, that's only 35 in human years "
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new year's Eve party When you hear an Arab count down from 10 your instincts kick in."
"How do you make a guitar player's car more aerodynamic? Take off the pizza delivery sign."
"99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women."
"You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!"
"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole!"
"I didn't feel like putting a lot of effort into a costume this year. I wore the bottom half of a donkey costume. I decided to half ass it this halloween"
"What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet"