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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Trump like Google? Bing, bing, bing... (Source: The Daily Show, by Trevor Noah)"
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"There's a button on this hotel phone that says, ""Pizza"". I may never leave."
"Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize."
"I couldn't figure out how to use a seatbelt But then it clicked."
"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."
"LIFE HACK: eat a cookie evry time u hav a good idea. this asociates idea w/ cookie. now evry time u eat a cookie u will think of a good idea"
"This is a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder. Last I heard he was in a twelve step program. I'll see myself out."
"In grocery store & guy grabs my hand,starts to walk.I go with him, till he turns & realizes I'm not his wife.We broke it off...Single again"
"Bad grammar makes me [sic]"