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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Trump like Google? Bing, bing, bing... (Source: The Daily Show, by Trevor Noah)"
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"50 cent just escaped from jail... They just call him loose change now."
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a sedan."
"Remember busy signals? Crazy times."
"""Let's check in with Ted our correspondent in the field."" Ted: ""Hey Bob I've been in this field for about an hour, and I'm super bored."""
"Now that it's all blown over, those Alton Towers victims should look on the bright side. Free parking."
"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI"
"Simpsons TapOut/Awesome Best game out in long time. I'm so addicted to it that it seems to be a issue with my relationship. Lol!!!"
"TIFU... I could've had a V8"
"Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? It's just one cent per scent sent!"