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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the teacher fell in the copier? She was beside herself."
Next Joke
"I wonder if AM realizes how bad it sucks compared to PM and FM?"
"My wife walked in on me and found me f***ing our daughter... I didn't know what she found more disturbing, the fact I was f***ing our daughter, or that the abortion clinic sold me her fetus."
"Me: Pull my finger. Doctor: Ok. [finger detaches] Me: AAAAHHHHH! Doctor: AAAAHHHHH!!! ME: haha j/k that's actually why I came in."
"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."
"What do you call a Mexican with bullet wounds? Spicoli"
"Everyone says I should sign up for a 401k but I don't think I can run that far."
"What does America and my Milk have in common? Both will go bad in 9 days."
"Last night I dreamed I was eating a pillow When I woke up, my 10 pound marshmallow was gone."
"Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson? Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!"