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Joke of the Day
"Last night I dreamed I was eating a pillow When I woke up, my 10 pound marshmallow was gone."
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"Clocks Joke Grandfather clocks have this weird love/hate relationship with insects in that termites are bad, but they're supposed to tick."
"The best times of my life were spent either blowing bubbles or playing with titties..."
"What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees? A lumbering oaf."
"A mom walks in on her daughter getting it on on the couch with a boy. ""Well, I never!"" the mother huffed. ""But mom,"" the daughter protested. ""You must have!"""
"A husband and wife are fighting. The wife says ""You've got the smallest penis I've ever seen!"" The husband shoots back ""Then we're a perfect fit for each other, cause you're a shallow cunt!"""
"It was awkward when she said, ""And yet your feet are so big."""
"What's the best side to eat from a chicken? The inside."
"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? I'm in a High Occupancy lane Cop: Yes...wait IS THAT A JOINT? Yeah I'm HIGH lol Cop: My bad, free to go"
"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I cut up the hooker"