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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if AM realizes how bad it sucks compared to PM and FM?"
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"A black, a mexican and a gipsy sit in a Car. Who is driving the car? The police."
"Hamster joke There is a boy, he owns a hamster. What does the hamster eat? Ham."
"Why is it so important to fruits to get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
"What is the best part about having Alzheimer's Making new friends every day"
"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat."
"Twins Yesterday, I was hanging out with my girlfriend when her identical twin sister walked by. Then my girlfriend asked me, ""Do you think my sister is pretty?"""
"What was the last thing the Australian terrorist said. KoALLAH AKBAR."
"If I ever ask you, very seductively, ""Do you wanna do it?"" It means take a nap."