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Joke of the Day

"TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them. The course is called Mike Rowe Economics."

"I was going to tell you guys a joke about science... But all of them argon..."

"How long after the first date should I wait before asking to get my bra & panties back?"

"First time I saw the Trojan bare skin condoms I was like, what? Bear skin? That seems unpleasant."

"You want to know who never gets checked for their ID? HumIDity."

"A naked woman robbed a bank today... When authorities asked about the culprit no one could remember her face"

"If my iPod doesn't work in the next few minutes, I'm throwing it in the river. It can either sync or swim."

"""Your honor-"" No objections. how do you plead to cheating at heads up seven up? ""guilty"" no juice boxes for a week..piece of shit *mom sobs*"

"What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"