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"Donald Trump and his followers are buying Macs So they don't have to be PC anymore. *Ba dum tsst"
"What do you call am alligator in a vest? An illogical situation imagined by a child."
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get its tiny legs apart?"
"[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man."
"My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food."
"[at Indian restaurant] ""Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"" ""Samosa?"" ""Oh no thanks, I'm full"""
"What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving? For me it's three weeks."
"The chef asked me how I liked my eggs and I accidentally said uneasy instead of over easy. Now I have some uncomfortable eggs staring at me."
"Have you heard about Reddit OP having a miscarriage? She could not deliver :("