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Joke of the Day
"How long after the first date should I wait before asking to get my bra & panties back?"
Next Joke
"My wife got braces today, so last night I reminded her... I reminded her that last night would be her last pain-free BJ night for two years. Looks like I will be waiting another two years..."
"shoutout to social anxiety but very quietly and while no one is looking"
"What do you call people who rely on the ""safe period"" for contraception? -Parents"
"I like my women like I like my steak pink in the middle but not bleeding."
"Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred."
"Why does Gandalf prefer coupes? Because other cars have Mordor."
"Tim Cook bravely announces he's gay. The world pats his hand like a kindly grandmother. ""We know, dear."""
"My friend said a baby crying is the best form of birth control but there was a baby bawling next door all night & my girlfriend got pregnant"
"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good."