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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"
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"Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States? Because in America, freedom rings."
"Tweets What's the difference between a tweet and a twat? One makes the other."
"Donald Trump isnt that weird looking... .........I would even dare to call him a little hand-some."
"My husband is doing that cute thing where he would happily drive into oncoming traffic & kill us all while trying to find a bug on his leg."
"You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass."
"Burglar gently waking me... ""you live like this?"""
"After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness... ...hiding behind two other genes."
"Me: what are we doing today Trainer: let work on your forearms. Me: but I only have 2 T: What?!? Me: *whispers* I only have 2?"
"A byte walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. The bartender asks, ""Rough day?"". ""parity error"" replies the byte. ""Yeah, you looked a bit off..."""